Hey peeps! Having some cool quiz @ Facebook few minutes ago. Haha.
That was fun!
Gonna have some more tmrw! :D
Stay tune readers!
These are some quiz i've posted just now .
1. Why are old dinosaur bones kept in a museum?
- Because they can't fnd any new ones.
2. Where do ghostes go for swimming?
-In the dead sea.
3.Why do farts smell?
-So that deaf people can appreciate them as well.
4.How do you greet three-headed monster?
-Hello, Hello, Hello. (Because there's 3 heads !) {One guess it right} {Three wrong}
5.Why do skeletons drink milk?
-To have strong bones. {Two right} {One wrong}
6.What's tadpole after it's 5 days old?
- 6 days old. {All wrong - 2} They guess alot of times . But still, wrong. Heh.
7.What do you call a pig that does karate ?
-Pork Chop{Two right} {One wrong}
8. How do hens dance?
-Chick to chick (ChickyDance) { All right - 2 }
9. What's pig's favourite ballet?
-SwineLake . {One right} {One wrong}
These are some CoolJokes i've posted just now.
1. - Sir : Waiter , this is beef or lamb?
Waiter : Can't you taste the diference?
Sir : No .
Waiter : Then it doesn't matter .
2. - Mdam : Waiter, what do you call this dish ?
Waiter : Chicken Suprise .
Mdam : But i can't see any chicken !
Waiter : Then it's the suprise !
Well, there's only two . Haha! Cool uh . Hmmm, gonna sleep now !
Post again tmrw ! :DHaha! Cool eh? ^__^ I know there's some are lame. But it's fun !
